My brother missed his first Skyrim Wedding.

nikkichibisaurus:

   My brother apparently had a wedding planned with some chick in Riften, and he was thinking: “oh my god I can’t go in all of my orcish armor…it’s gonna look like I’m an abusive husband…” So he goes ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE MAP to Markarth, just to get some regular clothes, from some guys house (he killed the guy so the house is pretty much free to my brother’s use). By the time he got to Markarth and got some clothes, it was 3:51 am in the game. He fast traveled all the way back to Riften in his fancy clothes and was just like: “AWW YEAH TIME TO GET MARRIED.” Until the top of the screen told him that he’d failed to attend his wedding. Since he saved his game once he arrived in Markarth at 3:51 am, he was pretty much screwed over already, so he couldn’t undo it. He went back to the church even though he missed the wedding and his to-be-wife was just seriously upset with him. I was laughing like crazy.

   HE WENT ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF SKYRIM JUST TO GET PROPER CLOTHES FOR HIS WEDDING.

I did something similar when I missed my first wedding because I was curing my vampirism. I arranged the wedding but then realized that I didn’t want to remember this day with me being an diseased freak with a permanent snarl on my face, so I went north to cure it. I missed the wedding, and when I went to see Shahvee in Windhelm she told me that I had broken her heart, and then the only speach option was to tell her I never loved her anyway. What the hell, Bethesda?

So I loaded an earlier save, cured my vampirism again and then married her properly. We are now lizard lesbians.